I'm not an expert, but...

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I'm pretty sure that the leading cause of second pregnancies is watching videos like this. The reason? This video doesn't show swelling, or weight gain, or stretch marks. It conveniently leaves out the fact that you can't give birth with your underwear on and that the only method of transportation towards month 8 is hobbling. It doesn't recall the ninth month when you went to the bathroom 12 times during a two hour movie or the Thanksgiving you spent trying to diagnose and treat a gassy baby. Nope, just simple sweet baby coos and looks. A smaller version of the wild man that currently runs up and down your hall screaming "Tickey, tickey" and chucking your mascara in the toilet. But oh...that little one. Lean in with me. Oh, just do it! Now breathe in deeply through your nose. Can you smell the sweet newness of his little head? So this is what amnesia feels like.

2 comments

Heather said...

I love hearing Andy talk to him! We miss you guys! Come visit soon!

Zog mom said...

I love the sweet baby video. But I think my favorite part is that "Cool Rider" from Grease 2 is playing in the background. That is awesome! Miss you.